How did grandma get grandpa to stop biting his nails?
Why did grandma put wheels on her rocking chair? What do you get when you freeze dentures? You take pictures with cameras, not walking sticks! Why can’t you take pictures of old men with walking sticks?
One good thing about getting older and having a shorter memory: My wife was worried about getting older, so before she woke up on her birthday, I cut off all the white hairs she had.įor some reason, she woke up bald and with a bad attitude. One hour after falling asleep on his rocking chair. They need all the preservatives they can get. You know you’re getting old when the rocking chair feels like a roller coaster. The good thing about having a bad memory is that jokes can be funny more than once. But, by the time I got my leotards on, the class was over.” I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors. – Bob HopeĪ woman on the phone to her friend: “I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor’s permission to join a fitness club and start exercising….
You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. The waitress asked kindly, ‘Crushed nuts?’ ‘No,’ he replied, ‘Arthritis.’ Jimmy BuffetĪn old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself gently, painfully, up onto a stool… After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split. Wrinkles will only go where the smiles have been.